The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Ref: "Number Homer, that's a flag." Homer: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach says Homer is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Homer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.