The Hamstring Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- A mysterious flag erases Homer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.