The Butter-Finger Hex of Tre' Harris
Tre' Harris · LAC · WR
“The QB looks at Harris exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Harris's week
- Harris will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Harris on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Harris drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tre' Harris in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tre' Harris is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tre' Harris actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.