The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of TreVeyon Henderson
TreVeyon Henderson · NE · RB
“Henderson is already "Out" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Henderson's week
- Ref: "Number Henderson, that's a flag." Henderson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Henderson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Henderson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse TreVeyon Henderson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If TreVeyon Henderson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing TreVeyon Henderson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.