The Snap Count Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.