The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.