The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.