The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
McBride scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.