The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.