The Invisible Route Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McBride drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.