The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- McBride will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.