The Phantom Flag Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.