The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
McBride scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.