The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McBride's stadium. Only over McBride.
83%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.