The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
81%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
McBride scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.