The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McBride, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.