The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McBride sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McBride, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.