The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McBride's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.