The Hamstring Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.