The Phantom Flag Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McBride gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
McBride, McBride, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.