The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.