The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.