The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McBride gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McBride's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.