The Phantom Flag Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McBride will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McBride drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.