The Late Scratch Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- McBride spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.