The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- A mysterious flag erases McBride's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number McBride, that's a flag." McBride: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McBride's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.