The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- McBride goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.