The Chip-and-Release Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
92%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.