The Hamstring Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McBride, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.