The Hamstring Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McBride runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
83%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McBride, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.