The Hamstring Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- McBride is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
75%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McBride's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.