The Blocking Assignment Hex of Trey McBride
Trey McBride · ARI · TE
“McBride gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McBride's week
- McBride tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McBride finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
McBride, McBride, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey McBride in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey McBride is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey McBride actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.