The Wide Left Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smack trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Smack makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smack's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.