The Wind Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smack's stadium. Only over Smack.
- Smack gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
76%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smack's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.