The Late Scratch Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Smack will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Smack gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Smack, Smack, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.