The Late Scratch Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smack trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smack drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.