The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Smack. Smack does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smack drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.