The Hamstring Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Smack gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Smack, Smack, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jason Myers
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- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.