The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- A mysterious flag erases Smack's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Smack tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Smack scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.