The Upright Hex of Trey Smack
Trey Smack · GB · K
“Rookie Smack gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smack's week
- Smack is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smack's stadium. Only over Smack.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smack's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Trey Smack in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trey Smack is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trey Smack actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.