The Phantom Holding Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“The QB looks at Franklin exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Franklin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Franklin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.