The Butter-Finger Hex of Troy Franklin
Troy Franklin · DEN · WR
“Franklin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Franklin's week
- Franklin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Franklin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Franklin scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Troy Franklin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Troy Franklin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Troy Franklin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.