The Phantom Flag Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Tagovailoa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tagovailoa, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.