The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Tagovailoa will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
80%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Tagovailoa, Tagovailoa, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.