The Overthrow Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Tagovailoa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tagovailoa, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.