The Bad Snap Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Tagovailoa will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.