The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Tagovailoa will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.