The Overthrow Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.