The Late Scratch Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Tagovailoa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tagovailoa's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.