The Checkdown Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tagovailoa's stadium. Only over Tagovailoa.
- Tagovailoa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tagovailoa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.